Total Opposites

One of the main differences between men and women is the butter dish.  A woman’s butter dish has no butter remnants on the exterior rim.  The butter patty is neatly sliced off as needed for a food item.  Once the cube has been used on the butter dish it is washed and sanitized and a new clean slab is neatly centered for another round.  The butter dish cover is placed on it to reduce air particles and germs from infesting the product.  A man’s dish has no boundaries whatsoever.   One can dig from the center of the butter cube if necessary – anything goes in order for the butter to be received on its food item.  You can use the side of the dish for “scrapings” and it is totally acceptable to soften the butter for smoother usage.  Oops and sometimes it gets melted a little too much.  Oh well.  We will just leave the cover off it now.