We stood at our kitchen window and saw the bloody massacre on the hill. Since they were all dead to the ground we had only one witness, Sitting Santa by the hill. His DNA was not found at the crime scene and he pled his innocence. As we interrogated the “Big Guy” we noticed the snow accumulation on his feet and hat and therefore his alibi was strong. The excessive snow had caused the massacre! We were all deflated physically and emotionally.